Worrying phenomena

Got an e-mail today from someone called Norbert Zanker. It’s in indecipherable German but it looks like it might be about something quite important like work papers. It’s probably just a German version of "shame of sex? We can make ylou rock hard, your girlfriend squeal with delite" but I’m worried it might be about to revoke my right to live and work in Deutschland if I don’t reply.

Also today, noticed that there appears to be an U-Bahn stop named Uncle Tom’s Cabin in German (Onkel Toms Hütte). Weird.