What happens in the Kit Kat Club stays in the Kit Kat Club

As a matter of fact, it was rather tamer than I'd been expecting. Of the 100% of men who looked gay apparently only about 70% were, but you could only be sure that you’d hit the straight 30% when one of them started swinging his loin cloth (and all beneath it) back and forth in your face. This has never been a winning look for me. Despite the fact that by the time I left I had my own gimp, sworn to a lifetime of service to me and only me, I have to confess myself a tad disappointed. However this may be partly sour grapes because I missed Eurovision, which was apparently won by a masked Finnish heavy metal band.