Art can be dangerous
I had a new experience this week; I found myself fancying someone who was a whole 15 years older than me. Maybe this spells the end of the age of the toy boy?
Went to the opening of the über cool new Beat Gallery on Schlegelstr. Unfortunately I had a bit too much to drink and had to have a little sleep (I always think that ‘passing out’ is a needlessly dramatic description). Later, I broke my little toe, but I have no idea how. I think that this might count as my worst ever UDI, it certainly hurts plenty.
Met the man with the little finger handshake for a second time, and somehow he trapped me into doing it again. I suspect that he has OCD. However I am still not discarding the possibility that he does it purely to see if he can make people make tits of themselves, and I am going to watch him closely.
Went to the opening of the über cool new Beat Gallery on Schlegelstr. Unfortunately I had a bit too much to drink and had to have a little sleep (I always think that ‘passing out’ is a needlessly dramatic description). Later, I broke my little toe, but I have no idea how. I think that this might count as my worst ever UDI, it certainly hurts plenty.
Met the man with the little finger handshake for a second time, and somehow he trapped me into doing it again. I suspect that he has OCD. However I am still not discarding the possibility that he does it purely to see if he can make people make tits of themselves, and I am going to watch him closely.
posted by Roisin at 11:51 am
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