School discos are not cool

So it turns out that St Pauli play in the division above FC Union. This is good in that I can support them both, but unfortunately means that they won't be playing each other any time soon.

The clubbing crowd here is quite curious. Extremely young, and quite desperate to take someone home for the night. I went to 103 on Saturday and every time I spotted someone checking me out I felt like a pervert (and not in a good way, the way you might at the Kit Kat Club for example). German men are all perverted of course, it's one of the things I like best about them, but with this bunch it felt as though if you did have a moment of weakness you would end up on some sort of register.